Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Boo!

Fair Warning: This post is not entirely Disney-wholesome, 'G' rated...read on at your own risk


Setting: 9:30 p.m. Halloween night

Mr. CPA returned from making a quick trip to the Safeway grocery store just across the street from our house and the following conversation ensued…

Mr. CPA: So, what’s the scariest thing to see on Halloween?

Me: (interrupted right in the middle of composing a work email) blank look

Me: Uhhh, I don’t know, ummm, lots of things…(frantically trying to think what the right answer might be)

Mr. CPA:
How about the kind of creepy looking guy behind you in line at the grocery store with the two loaves of French bread and two extra-large boxes of personal lubricant?

Me: Eeewww!




6 comments:

Mrs. G. said...

Oh My God and it's the warming kind. Can you feel me shudder across these United States. EWWWWWW!!!

Jacqui said...

'See what happens', indeed!

blech.

Mysti said...

That is a visual I will have to get rid of with some good vodka. Ughhhh!

Cindy/Snid said...

oh yuk. ok- I need to go read something else now!

Sheepish Annie said...

Oh, dear Lord in Heaven!!! That might put me off shopping (and bread) for a month. I now have permanent "ewwww" face and don't see it going away any time soon.

This won't stop me from sharing this story with many, many people, though. It's like sniffing the bad milk. You just have to pass that carton to everyone just to see what they think of it...

Spinny Bunt said...

At least he had bread and not some sort of long greensih produce...
Or hamsters.
Hamsters would have been worse.