Setting: 9:30 p.m. Halloween night
Mr. CPA: So, what’s the scariest thing to see on Halloween?
Me: (interrupted right in the middle of composing a work email) blank look
Me: Uhhh, I don’t know, ummm, lots of things…(frantically trying to think what the right answer might be)
Mr. CPA: How about the kind of creepy looking guy behind you in line at the grocery store with the two loaves of French bread and two extra-large boxes of personal lubricant?